Why the fuck did Amazon just send me and this one other guy in our building a free sample package of Coke Zero
Why
Hey guysssss I’d like to take a moment to talk to you all about this new product. Coke
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indie/pop singers will see a lively, classic song and be like “is anyone going to cover this in a shitty whisper voice?” and not wait for an answer
(via joey-wheeler-official)
full offense but some of y’all just have to let people enjoy things
there’s a line between constructive criticism and actively shitting on someone’s fun
(via pastel-bab)
😳
Let! That! Baby! Eat!!!!!!
Perfect tags
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I’m the kind of person who wastes inventory space in games carrying around useless items that mean something to me or my character
ROLEPLAYING 👏 EVEN 👏 WHEN 👏 IT 👏 NEGATIVELY 👏 IMPACTS 👏 YOUR 👏 GAMEPLAY 👏 IS 👏 VALID 👏
(via fatherlyfeline)
Guys please stop calling hot people “daddy” or “mommy”. Sigmund Freud is getting too strong and is trying to break out of his casket.
(via bloodcunt)
My most toxic trait is hating when other people are in the kitchen
Everyone who adds something unecessary to this post is being a person in the kitchen. Just so you know.
My most toxic trait is adding unnecessary things to posts. Just so you know.
My toxic trait is killing people without remorse
they deactivated,,,
Yes officer, that’s exactly what happened.
(via pastel-bab)
I find myself getting less and less ambitious the older I get.
When I was graduating high school I wanted to do great things and be super famous and change the world. Now I just want to hang out and not bother anybody.
“Where do you see yourself in 5 years” just chilling hopefully
trying to get money from your parents after getting into a fight with them:
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